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Woman to Marry Chandelier Named Lumiere After Breaking Up With Statue of Liberty

Amanda Liberty is "objectum sexual," which means she's attracted to inanimate objects. According to The Mirror, she took her last name from the Statue of Libery after a "prior long-distance" relationship with America's most famous green lady, and now she's announced her engagement to a 91-year-old...
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A Couple Sent Their Parents a Vacation Selfie Without Realizing It Showed Off Something Super Embarrassing

People take so many selfies now they don't always bother to examine all the little details before they share 'em. Maybe it's time to slow down. A woman named Kelsey from the U.K. tweeted about an embarrassing moment this weekend where she and her boyfriend sent a vacation selfie to her parents...
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Another Ice Cream Licker Has Been Arrested

In case you missed it, a 17-year-old girl went viral over the weekend after a video showed her licking some ice cream at a Walmart in Texas and then putting it back in the freezer. Turns out that's felony tampering, and it can get you two to 20 YEARS in prison. And even though that's a steep...
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A Woman Complained When a Bathing Suit Left Her Lady Parts Exposed But She Was Wearing It Upside-Down

This has got to be the kind of thing customer support people live for. A college student named Lyndsey Brown from Glasgow, Scotland was on vacation in Spain with some friends this weekend and she was having some serious issues with her bathing suit. Specifically, it wasn't covering her lady parts...
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Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge, Then Eats Some

On Friday in Miami, Florida, Dorleans Philidor was on trial for burglary when he threw some of his own poop at a judge, telling her, "It's protein! It's good for you!" He then put his money where his mouth was by eating some of the feces. The courtroom was cleared and, amazingly, Philidor--a career...
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South Carolina Woman Arrested for Driving Toy Truck While Drunk

In Walhalla, South Carolina, recently, police responded to a suspicious persons call and found 25-year-old Megan Holman drunkenly driving a truck along North Church Street. But since Holman was driving a toy Power Wheels truck instead of a real one, she was merely charged with public intoxication...
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Catholic School Principal Resigns After Drunken Arrest at Strip Club on School Field Trip

A Catholic school principal in Louisiana has resigned after he was arrested at a Washington, D.C., strip club while chaperoning a school field trip. Cops were reportedly called to the Archibald's Gentlemen's Club on Thursday because Holy Family principal Michael Comeau was "standing in the roadway...
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Seattle Property Owner Builds Fence Around Illegally Parked Rental Vehicle

On May 17, someone parked a short-term rental car in one of property owner Don Smith's private parking spots on Seattle's Queen Anne Hill. Smith responded by building a makeshift fence around the Car2Go Mercedes and demanding that its owner, Share Now, pay him $65 a day for vehicle storage fees, $...
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Florida Wendy's Employee Takes Bubble Bath in Restaurant's Kitchen Sink

Earlier this week, video surfaced of an unidentified Florida man stripping down to his shorts and taking a bubble bath--in the kitchen sink of the Wendy's where he worked. The video went viral, both amusing and grossing out observers, many of whom said they'd never eat at that particular Wendy's--...
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Man Puts Naked Mannequins in Yard to Spite "Nosey Neighbor" Who Complained About Too-Tall Fence

Jason Windus recently paid $9,000 to construct a six-foot fence around his front lawn that was capable of containing his enormous dogs. But then a neighbor complained about its height, and a Santa Rosa (Calif.) code enforcer told him that fences along Windus' sidewalk couldn't be taller than three...
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