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A Woman Torched a Guy's House After He Invited Her Over for a 4:00 A.M. Booty Call and Fell Asleep

I totally understand getting upset if someone invites you over for a booty call, you agree to it and then they flake. But I'm not sure this is a proportionate response. There's a 29-year-old woman named Taija Russell from Woodbury, New Jersey. And a few weeks ago, a guy invited her over for a booty...
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Walmart Searches For Woman Who Urinated on Produce

Walmart and police are looking for a woman seen urinating on produce in its West Mifflin, Pennsylvania store, according to Business Insider . The woman was caught on surveillance video urinating on potatoes inside the store and noticed by an employee. Walmart released a statement calling the...
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Escaped Yaks Returned to Owner After Terrorizing Hiker & Dog

On Wednesday in western Massachusetts, Mike Tierney discovered that his three yaks had escaped his farm. “I was nervous only that they’re a big animal,” Tierney told The Boston Globe. “They could cause all kinds of havoc out there.” That they did, scaring the tar out of hiker Todd Steglinski and...
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A Woman Gets a DUI for Pouring Hennessy Into a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Worker's Mouth

A 23 year-old woman named Elianna Aguilar-Aguila from Oregon got busted for a DUI and is now going viral after the details of her arrest came out. Around 1:20 A.M. on Saturday, she went through the Taco Bell drive thru And for some reason, she wound up whipping out a bottle of Hennessy and pouring...
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Woman to Marry Chandelier Named Lumiere After Breaking Up With Statue of Liberty

Amanda Liberty is "objectum sexual," which means she's attracted to inanimate objects. According to The Mirror, she took her last name from the Statue of Libery after a "prior long-distance" relationship with America's most famous green lady, and now she's announced her engagement to a 91-year-old...
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A Couple Sent Their Parents a Vacation Selfie Without Realizing It Showed Off Something Super Embarrassing

People take so many selfies now they don't always bother to examine all the little details before they share 'em. Maybe it's time to slow down. A woman named Kelsey from the U.K. tweeted about an embarrassing moment this weekend where she and her boyfriend sent a vacation selfie to her parents...
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Another Ice Cream Licker Has Been Arrested

In case you missed it, a 17-year-old girl went viral over the weekend after a video showed her licking some ice cream at a Walmart in Texas and then putting it back in the freezer. Turns out that's felony tampering, and it can get you two to 20 YEARS in prison. And even though that's a steep...
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A Woman Complained When a Bathing Suit Left Her Lady Parts Exposed But She Was Wearing It Upside-Down

This has got to be the kind of thing customer support people live for. A college student named Lyndsey Brown from Glasgow, Scotland was on vacation in Spain with some friends this weekend and she was having some serious issues with her bathing suit. Specifically, it wasn't covering her lady parts...
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Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge, Then Eats Some

On Friday in Miami, Florida, Dorleans Philidor was on trial for burglary when he threw some of his own poop at a judge, telling her, "It's protein! It's good for you!" He then put his money where his mouth was by eating some of the feces. The courtroom was cleared and, amazingly, Philidor--a career...
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South Carolina Woman Arrested for Driving Toy Truck While Drunk

In Walhalla, South Carolina, recently, police responded to a suspicious persons call and found 25-year-old Megan Holman drunkenly driving a truck along North Church Street. But since Holman was driving a toy Power Wheels truck instead of a real one, she was merely charged with public intoxication...
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