Hidden Valley Is Selling a Christmas Stocking Filled with Ranch

November 14, 2019



Here's a Christmas gift for the person who truly has everything. The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that's filled with ranch dressing. Seriously. The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top. It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You can preorder it for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month. Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone's stocking if you're looking for a DIY solution.