Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge, Then Eats Some

June 24, 2019

On Friday in Miami, Florida, Dorleans Philidor was on trial for burglary when he threw some of his own poop at a judge, telling her, "It's protein! It's good for you!" He then put his money where his mouth was by eating some of the feces. The courtroom was cleared and, amazingly, Philidor--a career criminal--was acquitted of the crime. (Thankfully, the feces didn't hit the judge.) He still faces another trial for grand theft auto, while The New York Post says, "It's unclear whether he'll face any charges involving the feces."