People are dipping their pizza in milk...

March 7, 2017

This might be the most disturbing thing to ever happen to food. Apparently, there is a new craze among the pizza eating community (which is pretty much everyone...we all eat pizza) and that is to dip...your a glass of milk......I can't even type that whole sentence together because it sounds so repulsive.


Pizza isn't just a food - it's a way of life in America and this is just...unAmerican. If I ever actually see someone do this in person, I will delete them from my life - which means I'm deleting their contact in my phone, unfriending them on facebook, and possibly pressing a button that drops them into a pit of sharks. Relax, they'll be toy sharks, okay? I'm not a monster. I just want to scare them into eating pizza like a real person, not like an alien who is visiting our planet pretending to be a human and hasn't quite figured out how we eat pizza yet.


Rant over. See the abomination below.