How to get out of hosting Thanksgiving

November 13, 2017

Thanksgiving is AWESOME! But hosting it can be a pain in the butt.

It's a LOT of work. My family has Thanksgiving at lunch time so my parents literally get up at 4am to prep the turkey and get it cooking.

So if you're worried that you may be asked to start hosting, but don't want do you avoid it without sounding rude?

Host it ONE time and make it incredibly bad ON PURPOSE.

Like REALLY destroy that turkey. It should taste more like charcoal than poultry. Forget to put sugar in the pie. Serve grape juice with vodka instead of wine. 

It will be the worst Thanksgiving ever and no one will ever want you to host ever again.

And bam! You're off the hook hosting for life!

Problem solved.