Taco Bell Hot Sauce Saves Another Man's Life

March 18, 2019

Last week in Winter Haven, Florida, a 77-year-old Taco Bell patron thought he'd put his car in reverse to leave the restaurant, when instead he'd put it in drive. WFLA reports that he crashed through the the restaurant upon hitting the gas, annihilating a table near the front window. Nobody was hurt, but it was close: A customer had been sitting at the table moments earlier before leaving his seat to fetch some more hot sauce. This news comes swift on the heels of a man surviving on nothing but Taco Bell hot-sauce packets for five days while he was stuck in a snowbound car. In conclusion, Taco Bell hot sauce saves lives.